Big Pharma readies female sex med
Ladies, if you're not in a perpetual state of moistened sexual readiness, there's something wrong with you.
No, really -- you are mentally ill. Deranged, even. Insane with a lack of sexual will.
Think I'm kidding? Turn on the TV -- at some point, a botox creation by the name of Lisa Rinna will begin yammering about a condition called "hypoactive sexual desire disorder."
And if you're not constantly horny, you might have it.
Sorry, there's no cure -- you're just going to have to accept the fact that your life will never, ever be complete or fulfilling.
Except...
It just so happens that the commercials are being funded by a group called the Society of Women's Health Research and Boehringer Ingelheim Pharmaceuticals, which just so happens to have a drug in front of the FDA right now to treat "hypoactive sexual desire disorder."
That's right -- Big Pharma wants its new female sex drug to be a blockbuster right out of the gate. They're hoping to build up so much sexual frustration that there's a prescription orgy the day this thing is approved.
The drug is called flibanserin, although if it reaches the market it'll have a name like Girosa or Ectris. But no matter what they call it, they can't change what it really is -- because this med isn't some sexual wonder drug that's going to turn your man into Fabio or whoever women lust after these days.
As I've told you before, it's really just a failed antidepressant, one with more side effects than benefits -- including headaches, fatigue, dizziness, nausea, diarrhea and urinary infections. In the mood yet? No?
Clearly, there's something wrong with you.
Feeling frisky,
William Campbell Douglass II, M.D.
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Hollecrest & Associates Inc -"Turnaround Consultants" http://www.ic.gc.ca/ccc/search/cp?l=eng&e=123456239975 .
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