Help wanted interpretations -smile and true

Translations of Help Wanted Ads

      Energetic self-starter: You'll be working on commission.

Entry level position: We will pay you the lowest wages allowed by law.

Experience required: We do not know the first thing about any of this.

Fast learner: You will get no training from us.

Flexible work hours: You will frequently work long overtime hours.

Good organizational skills: You'll be handling the filing.

Make an investment in you future: This is a franchise or a pyramidscheme.

Management training position: You'll be a salesperson with a wideterritory.

Much client contact: You handle the phone or make "cold calls" onclients.

Must have reliable transportation: You will be required to break speedlimits.

Must be able to lift 50 pounds: We offer no health insurance orchiropractors.

Opportunity of a lifetime: You will not find a lower salary for somuch work.

Planning and coordination: You book the bosses travel arrangements.

Quick problem solver: You will work on projects months behind schedulealready.

Strong communication skills: You will write tons of documentation andletters.     

--
Hollecrest & Associates Inc  -"Turnaround Consultants"  .

Sunridge Lodge   "Back to Eden"  Quality 24/7 care
261 Oakhill Drive, Brantford  backtoeden.ontario@gmail.com
"Building elder peer communities that are cozy,caring and comfortable" -
 
Brant Positive Action Group  "a positive community affirmative action group"

promoting goodwill and timely cost effective creative solutions to enhance the competitive well being of Brant, Brantford and Six Nations